joe blob 4:26 Wed Aug 31
What is the most ridiculous child's name you've heard being called out in public?
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Friend of mine said she heard someone calling for he brat "Beyoncé" the other day.
I have heard numerous Elvises, a girl called Deltina, and yesterday I heard a mum calling to he brat "Taylor"
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Hello Mrs. Jones
5:03 Fri Sep 2
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Bethia is a bit strange
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stomper
3:51 Fri Sep 2
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BUT SHE never found his penis so she made a new one.
I wrote a paper for my Masters on the worship of Isis about 6 years ago. She became all goddesses and even the virgin Mary.
I'm glad I'm not writing that paper now. I'd have homeland security knocking at my door every day.
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J.Riddle
2:28 Fri Sep 2
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Good Luck Jonathan
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gph
1:47 Fri Sep 2
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She bonked her brother, and her kids are a cautionary tale against the dangers of incest - one had a hawk's head, another a cat's head, and the third a crocodile's head, the upper body of a lion and the lower body of a hippopotamus.
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joe royal
1:42 Fri Sep 2
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Tanman
Does she live on the 2nd floor?
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gph
1:40 Fri Sep 2
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Since Isis is a pagan Goddess, I suspect Isis won't like Isis one little bit.
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the house of freaks
12:28 Fri Sep 2
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Dursley - I know Wayne Kerr.. Not that you'd forget it..
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Mike Oxsaw
12:14 Fri Sep 2
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Some of the kids names banded around these days clearly have their origins as an appetizer or side dish on the menu of some arty, pseudo--trendy Caribbean style restaurant.
Fucking stop it and integrate.
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The Dursley Massive
11:41 Thu Sep 1
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I've taught a Charlie Chaplin. And a girl with the first name of Silver, middle name Celica.
Went to school with a Wayne Kerr. His mum remarried and he became Wayne King. True story.
Also went to school with Leaf Tree.
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LeroysBoots
8:41 Thu Sep 1
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A friend of a friend many years ago had a son and his parents called him Chester.
Not too bad a christian name
Not great when his surname is Field !
Chester Field
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Hermit Road
8:30 Thu Sep 1
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Alan Windows' Spanish missis from Hemit Road was called Mercedes. She'd be in her 80s now.
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ManorParkHammer
7:56 Thu Sep 1
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Little girl called Isis who lives in Bow.
Only a couple of months older than the terrorist group. Not Muslim either.
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RobJonesJR
7:09 Thu Sep 1
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A doctor friend of mine was calling a child patient's name out in reception when said patient's mum stood up and informed her, 'it's pronounced Chanel'. Mate just replied, 'not when you spell it with two Ns it isn't.'
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Brussels Sprout
5:41 Thu Sep 1
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Remember watching an episode of Ibiza Weekender a few years back. One of the lads on there wa called Aryan. Very odd.
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tanman
4:57 Thu Sep 1
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My older sisters are called 'Jai' (middle name is Louis), and another is calle 'klay' middle name 'Luca'.Both boys, go knows why she did it.
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Far Cough
4:56 Thu Sep 1
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I think Mercedes is a Spanish name, meaning mercy?
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Sven Roeder
4:44 Thu Sep 1
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As said Mercedes is probably a pretty common Greek name.
I'm not sure Geronimo would mean much to people these days as a name .... one of those cultural references that just make you feel old when you ask a YOUNG person about it.
My boss had to explain the origin of bunny boiler (& Fatal Attraction) to a bunch of 20 somethings at work a few weeks back. They had no idea that Michael Douglas was anyone other than Catherine Zeta-Jones ANCIENT husband.
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Too Much Too Young
4:32 Thu Sep 1
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my ex brother in law got married to some bint from Romford that had 2 daughters.
One of which is called TRINITY, or rather TRIN IT E
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Aalborg Hammer
4:24 Thu Sep 1
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...and a woman at our local school dubbed her little cherub 'Connair' 'cos she liked the film
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azel senior
2:52 Thu Sep 1
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Conan - about 20 years ago in Tonbridge high street
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ironsofcanada
2:01 Thu Sep 1
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Names like Geronimo and Mercedes are weird until you realise they were given names in the first place.
That will not stop the playground though.
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